Welcome back to Valley Springs, my friend! I trust Vegas didn’t bite your wallet too hard? Good thing, ’cause you’ll need all the cred you got out there. While you were gone, things got a little rough. The Church has been on a Holy Rampage recently, and word on the Streets is they’re searching for an ancient artifact known only as the Holy Fo’ty. This sacred treasure was supposedly forged thousands of years ago in the dungeons of the Colt .45 company, and has somehow made it’s way to the streets of Valley Springs. Legend says that whoever possesses the Holy Fo’ty will be blessed with eternal happiness and stupor - this means of course, that everyone wants it. Perhaps this might have some connection to the recent mobilization of the Bumboni family’s street military, and the strange arrival of Mai Pai’s deliciously addictive Pastries, but no one truly knows - or has lived to find out. Watch your back, home slice, ’cause the streets are getting rough - but hey, that’s how it’s always been for the Pimps and Playas of Valley Springs.
Follow us to the jewel of a city that is Las Vegas, and step into the glitz-glam halls of the Rhinestone Sphinx Casino, where Elvis and Egypt battle it out for the top name in gaudiness. Immerse yourself in the rich player-driven storylines, in which deals are made, backs are stabbed, and the high rollers lay down The Rules. Follow along as fanatical Elvis Cultists and Vegas Wedding Priests battle it out against the mafia and their stooges. Feel the force of Rock and Roll with our live performances, and take in the stunning visuals provided by our lovely showgirls. Help yourself to Crazy Chang’s 24-Hour All-You-Can-Eat Chinese Buffet and Fried Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich Lounge, and pick up the latest word on the street while you’re there. Make a fortune and more at the card tables, or try your luck at the slots. Maybe, just maybe, you’ll even steal a diamond (or two)…
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